Why Bother?

For over 30 years, in the areas of humour, creativity, writing and performing, I've learned a few things and formed a few opinions. Here are some of them. I hope one or two make a difference to whatever you're trying to achieve. Cheers!

Testimonials

“Your combination of humour and substance delivered the message very well. The feedback I have received has all been very positive.”
KPMG

“The session you delivered was tremendous. Conference feedback scored it at 93% . . . the best ever result from any conference we have participated in.”
Vero

“The way you blended a hoax speech with a real presentation on creative thinking was very entertaining, informative and thought provoking. Looking at the audience, there was a mixture of laughter, puzzled expressions and genuine appreciation for what you were doing. A great boost to our conference, with excellent feedback from delegates.”
LG

“Uncork your Creative Genie was not only very entertaining, but also carried with it an informative message . . . an extremely positive response from our delegates.”
Aged Care Association of Victoria

“The session was extremely well researched and put together by Graeme, and his ability to deceive a somewhat cynical audience was testament to his talent.”
Victoria Police

“Thanks for your hoax presentation for our recent Coca-Cola launch. I was very pleased with how it turned out. Your impersonation of a Coca-Cola Vice President from head office in Atlanta seemed to have everyone fooled, yet despite their enjoyment of your antics the presentation of the ’serious’ material came across very clearly. It was an innovative way for us to convey the necessary information in a fun and entertaining manner.”
Coca Cola

“The doctors loved the David Attenborough script.”
Merck, Sharp & Dohme

“The 700 Retravision delegates were very impressed. The Don (Burke) Dirt character mixing humour, impressions, singing and industry knowledge went over very well to the extent that most delegates voted it the ‘Best Presentation’ of the Conference.”
Sunbeam/Victa

“It was a great evening and the feed back has been extremely positive … the talk of the day was the German Professor at the dinner!”
Local Government Association of Tasmania

“Graeme was brilliant. At a function for an important client of the firm, Graeme’s speech managed to break the ice and reduce the formality of the occasion.”
Gadens Lawyers

“Absolutely hilarious and hit just the right note after a very heavy day of discussing future technologies.”
Department of Primary Industries

“Your comedic skills had everyone in tears. The references you made to the Honda staff were clever and hilarious.”
Honda

“The audience were in rapturous laughter, transfixed on your routine.”
Engineers Australia

“Graeme’s performance at our recent black tie event during Cox Plate week was simply sensational. His portrayal of a leading American racing identity was riveting and hysterical. The general feeling was that Graeme’s speech was one of the funniest things they had ever heard.”
Moonee Valley Racing Club

“Magnificent job … as Dr George Connor from the World Business Council on Sustainable Development, the audience was caught completely by surprise. The speech broke the ice for many attendees who seemed much more relaxed and enthusiastic about meeting people and exchanging views the following day.”
National Action Plan for Salinity and Water Quality

“Thank you for an amazing performance. You certainly helped to pull a very challenging afternoon into a successful event, ensuring the message was well received. Your evening component was thoroughly enjoyed, with many commenting after the event on how entertaining your various acts were, and the professionalism of the MC’ing.”
ANZ Rural Banking

“It was terribly important that we had an MC that could carry the evening, with such a diverse range of industries represented. You did brilliantly.”
Australian Institute of Project Management

“His dual role as MC and entertainer managed to retain the interest of hundreds of staff. He delivered five times in five weeks, without missing a beat.”
Elders

“You proved to be a very big hit – from the hoax Frenchman, to the MC work, and to the AC-DC close. You had clearly researched our business well and gave the conference a huge dose of energy at the right moments.”
Frucor Beverages

“Your David Attenborough opener was instrumental in setting the mood for the evening and was a wonderful icebreaker with our staff.”
Westpac

“As those in attendance represented the cream of the Meetings Industry, it was not going to be easy to impress them. But impress them you did. Your hilarious opening, which saw naturalist Bruce Attenborough poke fun at our industry, before bursting into a high powered rock song complete with manic dancing, really came out of left field.”
Meetings Industry Association of Australia

“Our audience was very diverse, being a mix of scientists and administrative people, but your highly entertaining and informative address easily held their attention, and gave them insights into how to think more creatively.”
CSIRO Mathematical and Information Sciences

“You had the team captivated right from the start, and have found that great balance between entertainment and dealing with the serious issues at hand. I would not hesitate to recommend you to other organisations that are looking for a guest presenter to cut through the ’sameness’ of a conference and deliver a strong but entertaining message.”
Agfa-Gevaert

“The combination of a one-hour keynote followed by a one-hour workshop hit the mark . . . participants had a great opportunity to hear the principles of creative thinking and were then able to put the tools into practice.”
AUSTAR

“With little preparation time, Graeme was able to tailor his presentation to our complex industry, and facilitate a worthwhile two hour workshop. The response from my management team was very good. They enjoyed the session and saw value in the creative thinking tools.”
Computershare

“Your performance as Master of Ceremonies and your delivery of a hoax speech was superb and really made a difference to the Awards ceremony.”
Seafarers Safety, Rehabilitation and Compensation Authority

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